Me trying to finish something important on time:
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*