thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

kimkardahshian:

psychic? More like…PSY’S CHICK! lms if u have a crush on psy or if you gangnam smiled (: