ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

evaunit08:

hereonourstreet:

i was about to jerk off but then i accidentally watched the funniest video ive ever seen

cool

iguanamouth:

OF COURSRSSSITS AN ARNJ

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# fave

kkunts:

my little brother was dancing to gaga and nearly knocked himself out

glasshammers:

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE

this is so wild

melongorl:

vinebox:

When guys don’t want to answer a question on Facetime 

NOOOOOOOOO

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bearplsstop:

stopharry2013:

me when someone’s on my dash spitting lame shit

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philcoolins:

philcoolins:

im gonna babysit a lil pup this weekend

I FOUND A PIC GOODBYE 

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polople:

My dash did a wonderful thing

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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